• what i actually said: i forgot

  • what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.

  • simonalkenmayer:

    liberalsarecool:

    Similar: police with college degree are less violent.

    This has to be one of the finest tweets I’ve ever seen.

    sealedbeastnue:

    stray-suh-nur:

    thedefiantpotato:

    maximumbuttitude:

    when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

    The final boss

    You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

    I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

    screambirdscreaming:

    cantavier:

    gaylor-moon:

    lizardsister:

    33v0:

    33v0:

    what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them?
    Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

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    look at this shit

    They radiate peace

    capybaras are friend shaped

    I love this post

    This is actually a cool thing I know about!

    In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

    Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

    Like puppies

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    Ducks

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    Deer

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    Emus

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    They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

    mom shaped

    drakesideheaux:

    Class discussions are fun until u find out ur classmates are racists

    wethinkwedream:

    wethinkwedream:

    ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

    whenever i post this it works 
    reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

    blvck-wing:

    i love airports and packing and the smell of a new city and hotel breakfasts and doing cute touristy stuff, man i love traveling

    domdean:

    multiple answer test papers

    panromanticlouis:

    when u come online and everyone is indirecting people and you can’t find the post that started the drama

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  • Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*

  • Me: I am the backbone of this household

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